Funny Simpsons quotes part 1

1. "So she was made of chimps"
    -Homer, talking about Marge after a magician does a trick on Marge
2. "'Cause then I could rescue you and be a hero and maybe the city would give me a coupon for free guitar lessons."

    - Chief Wiggum, after discovering the Simpsons hiking.
3. "I don't get it. Everyone love rats but they don't want to drink the rat's milk."
    -Fat Tony, after being arrested for milking rats.

Fat Tony