Why would someone walk into someone's house, eat their food, sit in their chairs, and even sleep in their beds?! Stupid people. But in this case, Goldilocks. And she even did it when her mom said not to! I wouldn't even need my mom to tell me that for me to know that doing that is bad! Why the heck did the Brothers Grimm come up with this story?! Also, why does Goldilocks have a house and a family of bears have a house? Bears are not as technologically advanced as humans.
2. Little Red Riding Hood
The wolf must've had a pretty good costume to fool Red Riding Hood. She's seen her grandma for her whole life and now a wolf is wearing her clothes and she thinks it's the same person. It's not like she has bad sight. And then a lumberjack cuts open the wolf's stomach. The grandma steps out of the wolf, unharmed, somehow. She's not even ground up by the wolf's teeth.
3. Hansel and Gretel
The witch in this story is extremely cruel. Who would cook kids in an oven? Also, she puts the kid in a cage and tries to fatten them up. If I was Hansel I would start eating the house and throwing pieces of candy at the witch. She looks like she's pretty old. As she puts them in the cage, and as she walks slowly toward it, I would karate-kick her in the face!
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