Funny quotes from Futurama Part 1

1. " The butter in my pocket's melting! "
       -Philip J. Fry
2. " Comedy is a dead art. But tragedy, now that's funny! "
       -Bender Rodriguez
3. " Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box thrown into the sun, you got to do it yourself."
       -Hermes Conrad
4. " (This quote is not understandable written, so I'll put a picture of it below)
       

 

       -Bender Rodriguez