Funny quotes from Futurama Part 2

1. " (this quote is not understandable written, so I'll put a picture of it below)

-Philip J. Fry
2. " [Bender]: [Dancing to communicate with bees] Hello, fellow bees. How's the abdomen? Swollen with nectar, I trust?

       [Bee]: Duh. "
3. " [Bender cut off part of a sign that says 'Freeway ends at corner' so it just says 'Free corn']
       [Chicken lawyer]: Free corn? that'll suit me just fine! [speeds up in his car and suddenly crashes]"
4. " Your mistletoe is no match for my toe missile. [Robot Santa Claus suddenly blasts a giant missile at Fry and Leela] "
       -Robot Santa Claus
5. " [Conan O'Brien (to Bender) ]: There's something you'll never have: a soul!
       [Bender]: Eh.
       [Conan O'Brien (to Bender) ]: And Freckles!
       [Bender]: [starts whimpering] "