Sunday, March 26, 2017
Paradoxes
If you don't know what a paradox is, here are a few examples:
1. The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is true.
2. If God is all-powerful, then can he make a boulder so heavy he himself cannot lift it?
3. Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies, so if he says, "my nose will grow now", and it doesn't, then he's lying, but it only grows when he lies. And if it does grow, then he's lying — but he's not.
4. Suppose you time travel to the future and see yourself fall off a building, and then you go back to the present. Can you stop yourself from falling, or are you just fated to do that?
5. In the year 2097 scientists build a time machine. You go back in time to 2037, when your Grandfather was born, and you assassinate him (but who would do that?). By doing that, your Grandfather never married your Grandmother and gave birth to your parents, who didn't give birth to you. So if you were never born, then you couldn't of assassinated your Grandfather, so he did give birth to your parents, who gave birth to you, so you did assassinate your Grandfather...
6. After a while, your ax handle gets worn down. So you replace the handle, but not the head. After some more time, the ax head gets worn down, and you replace it. It's now a different ax because both parts have been replaced. But the question is: when did it become a new ax?
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OK, we have your Weather book (it's actually quite interesting), and the following are our demands for it's safe return, "weather" you like it or not:
ReplyDeleteYou will author a post addressing the remaining pathetic Council Members encouraging them to forsake their Jedi sentiment and succumb to the (awkwardly affectionate) embrace of the Dark Side.
You will include this grocery list of goodies as the eternal reward for their epic abandonment of "goodness":
-A 45 Day all-access (everything, not just the Shipping or the Video) trial to Amazon Prime*; trial is transferrable if say you already have one and your BFF doesn't, etc.
-One free topping of your choice at participating Tutti Frutti locations; prices and availability subject to THE FORCE
-The remote possibility of a Disney Parks ride or plastic light saber being named after you**
-You may now and this day forward be referred to as Darth "Yourname" as opposed to Mr. or Young Master "Yourname"
-You will continue to exist***
*https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=13819201
**Blackout dates may apply
***Non-transferable
If and when you post these demands and "promises" your book will be returned to you, and until then the page corners will be ever-so-slightly dog-eared (well, more like slightly bent).
Oh yeah, in case you get any bright ideas about contacting the authorities:
https://s17.postimg.org/5lfo17sv3/20170326_202321.jpg
We eagerly await your response- well, Maul's in the WC so he'll also eagerly await in a few.
We will bring forth squadrons of rebels to see the Weather Book's safe return.
ReplyDeleteAnd if that fails, we're hopeful that Darth Vader will replace the book on Christmas. See link below:
https://i.imgflip.com/sr06d.jpg
However, Tutti Frutti toppings will be redeemed on Tatooine time!